rstevens’ Tumblr Town USA

reblog if you’re thinking about murder

Honk if you’re worried about twitter

no tweetbot no peace

let’s not forget the reason for the season

Honk if you’re worried about twitter

infrastructure may not be sexy, but it’s why you have clean water to wash up with after sex

Original golden Torpor– now in fancy matte finish!

I was immune to Night Coffee until I was surrounded by animals who like to wake up at 4am.

Are you doomscrolling again?

Props to @karenkho for inventing the term as far as I’m aware! (And the doomscrolling twitter bot.)

LA LA LA LA I’m a human! I breathe air! I love pooping!

can’t upload to my site right now, but i will passive-aggressively link it soon

a little valentine’s snack for you